Deadpan

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Age Has Entered the Chat: A clever, deadpan notebook for passwords, appointments, to-do lists, and all those “wait, what?” moments. Perfect as a gift ... anyone who could use a little memory backup.

This Is A Notebook: The Ultimate Deadpan Gag Gift | Minimalist Funny Journal | 100 Lined Pages, 6x9: A hilariously literal notebook for coworkers, ... and anyone who appreciates dry humor.

A Composed Account of Paddling Furiously: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Faithful Log of the Darker Months: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Official Record of My Extremely Reasonable Concerns: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

An Audit of Time Spent Awaiting Replies: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

An Archive of Bags Containing Further Bags: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Gazetteer of Every Good Reason to Stay Put: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Covenant to Share the Same Small Rock: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Testimony to Threats Only I Could See: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Manifest of the Boxes Still Unpacked: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Schedule of Biscuits Kept for Best: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Critique of Regrettable Substitutions: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Declaration of Voluntary Immersion: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

Multi-Factor Authentication Mandate [Technology Gag Gift]: Deadpan Office IT Humor About MFA Codes, Push Prompts, Tokens And Lockouts

The Art of the Anti-Joke – A Definitive Collection of Jokes That Aren’t Jokes: Hundreds of the funniest anti-jokes, dry humor, and unexpected punchlines for fans of deadpan, unconventional comedy

The Twisted Duke’s Deadpan Typography Design Workbook: Designing Text That Holds Its Nerve

The Benefits of Being a Communist: A Satirical Notebook Featuring 10 Deadpan Benefits and Lined Pages for Notes

50 Bone Roasts: A Skeleton's Guide to Roasting Everyone: The Deadpan Roasts That Hit Too Close to Home

The Galligon Collapse: A deadpan literary novel in which a North East miner becomes a contestant on a cheap regional game show, only for the show’s ... domestic duty and male self-deception.

A Commemorative Record of My Many Near-Achievements: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Termly Report on Things Best Left Unsaid: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Sworn Affidavit of My Best Estimations: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Measured Statement of Considerable Fondness: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Running Tally of Candles I Decline to Count: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Catalogue of Weeds I Have Decided to Keep: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Deed of Ownership Over the Warmest Chair: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Proceedings of My Own Leaving Do, Unattended: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Charter for the Pony Phase That Never Ended: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Treaty Sworn Between Myself and the Sofa: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Memorandum on Cooking for Four Out of Habit: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Formal Notice That the Hissing Has Begun: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

An Aerial Survey of Wales, Nothing to Report: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Compendium of Bakes That Failed to Rise: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Handover Given at the Twelfth Hour: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Probationary Papers of a Confident Stranger: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Transcript of Everything I Have Forgotten: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

Deadpan Solomon's Ring: Book 1

Worst-Case Scenarios, Filed Alphabetically: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Field Guide to Looking Like You Have a Plan: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Carefully Maintained List of Grudges: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

Minutes of a Meeting That Achieved Nothing: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Full Inquiry Into a Text I Sent: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Register of Matters I Have Marked Urgent: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Risk Assessment of the Office Christmas Party: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Annual Summary of Lifts I Was Volunteered For: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Site Diary of Jobs Almost Finished: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Joint Account of Staying Afloat: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Recommended Distance From Other People: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

Case Notes on Remaining Entirely Unmoved: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Study in Being Mistaken for the Scenery: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Almanac of Days It Threatened to Clear: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Ledger of Hours Owed and Never Repaid: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

An Inventory of Times I Nearly Sat Down: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Dossier of Days I Did Not Surface: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Standing Objection to the Chosen Route: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Scorecard Amended in the Interests of Accuracy: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

A Deposition on Fish No One Else Witnessed: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

The Saturday Return of Five Unnecessary Kilometres: A Funny Lined Hardback Notebook | Deadpan British Humour Gift for a Birthday, Leaving Do or Secret Santa | 6 x 9, 120 Pages

Everybody Dies: The Unsanctioned Sequel to Everybody Poops

Rat Vomit & Cockroach Love

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